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We saw some cringey Indians complaining about how ‘Hindutvadis’ hate Valentine’s Day. Well, maybe this story from history could be the reason…

Most people have no clue that the super loverboy Shah Jahan who built the tomb of love known across the world as the Taj Mahal, once sent his Romeo army most probably on St Valentine’s Day with orders to destroy those unromantic pagan Hindu savages in Uttarakhand.

But what he didn’t know was that Hindu thuggies from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom were waiting there were led by the Hindu warrior Queen Karnavati of Garhwal sharpening their swords and other weapons were ready for the Taj Mahal romantics invasion into their territory

She lured the Mughal army to an ambush in the steep mountain slopes north of Dehradun and fell upon them from the advantage of height.

The Mughal army suffered a major defeat. She is said to have prevented their retreat by blocking their rear in the narrow valley and capturing several Romeo Mughals soldiers.

She being a Ma Kali worshiper then continued what we pagan Hindu savages do after preaching Gandhi the whole week, to follow ‘peacefully’ over the weekend, where she sacrificed some as narabalis (human sacrifice) for Ma Kali while the rest were mutilated with their noses and unwaxed hairy ears chopped off.

Thus, they were sent back to Delhi as a powerful warning to the Bollywood romantic Shah Jahan who soon found out why she had the nickname ‘Nakti Rani’ (Nak-Kati-Rani) -The cutting queen’ as she had the habit of cutting the noses of the invaders, as the noseless Mughals coming back realised after they poked their noses into her turf.

Angered by the defeat, Shah Jahan while clutching his red roses while listening to ‘My Girl’ by the Temptations on his headphones wanted revenge, so he assembled another force under the Tinder dating app reject Ghazi Kalilullah.

The Queen, however strategically withdrew with a part of her troops from the capital to her preferred stations at Newada on the southeastern of Dehra dun and Kaulagarh the fort on the northwestern. The Mughals moved in pleased with the lack of resistance only to find themselves trapped by the Hindus again.

Then Rani Karnavati resorted to psychological warfare by sending a message to the Mughal court that if she could chop off their noses, she could also chop off their heads.

The incel Mughals panicked and tried to force their way back, but were encircled and massacred.

Thus, the Mughal advance into the mountain passes was restrained by the fierce Karnavati, sinking this romance faster than the Titanic with Leonardo Dicaprio. But all we remember now is the romantic Taj Mahal while eating St Valentine’s Day chocolates raising our sugar levels, having no memory of our great Hindu warriors led by Rani Karnavati.

The point is that Rani Karnavati is one of many Hindu warriors especially women of history who defended Hinduism. Nowhere in the world even among the many brave indigenous people have fought nonstop like Hindus did for nearly a thousand years, surviving mass genocides and slavery to still be here to tell the story as most other ancients are in a museum as memories. Hindus need to be telling these historical stories to the world and especially to their own which is why all Hindu temples should also have pictures and statues of their warriors to remind Hindus how they survived as this is real Hinduism. This also proves there is a breaking point among Hindus that we don’t want to cross.

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